amsterdamn!touched down, checked in, showered,
and onto the bus i went.
time waits for no man/woman.
i went on the super grand tour that kicked off
with a visit to de zaanse schans -
a windmill village with quaint green houses.
we popped into the home of a clog-maker
and were shown the art of whittling wood into footwear.

my tour guide held a tulip-umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh) up
so we won't get lost.
she looked like a flowery mary poppins.
from there, we bussed on to a little farmhouse
where cheese is still made the traditional way.
there were rows and rows of cheese for us to sample
and i bought back a block of old cow cheese.
moving on to the old fishing village of volendam,
we had a fish and chips lunch by the waters,
sat on a long, slanting slanting bench,
and hopped on a boat to bring us across to another village, marken.

at marken, a little old lady dressed in traditional attire
opened her house to us and showed us a typical old-school dutch home.
it was little, like the lady.
a languid stroll through marken
brought us pass many quaint green houses
with lovely gardens and beautiful window displays.

from marken, we drove on to the city of delft,
"a well-preserved town steeped in history",
and visited a delft factory to learn how delft blue pottery is made.

on the way to madurodam after that,
we went by the hague and caught glimpses of the houses of parliament,
the peace palace, and various embassies.
i prefer seeing all those "important places" in miniature:

the tiny town of madurodam is so small it's amazing.
the amount of detail that went into creating this miniature world
must have given many people headaches and bad eyesight.

i fifyfofum-ed my way through the exhibits
and managed not to crush anything (too badly),
or scare the tiny townspeople away.

of course, one of the main attractions of madurodam
is the miniature singapore airlines aircraft:

i wished that there were real, mini people sitting inside,
whom i can frighten by staring into the windows.
"omg i saw an eyeball fly by!!!!!"
vivid imagination caused by severe lack of sleepthe bus ride back to amsterdam isn't anything to talk about,
but my journey to the dark side after that is!
or should i say bright side? since i went to the famed red light district!

sorry to disappoint but scantily-clad, flabby and ugly women
shouted at me fiercely when i tried to take photos of them.
i managed to catch one of them posing at a window,
but you might lose your appetite (and everything inside you) if i post it up.
the next day i spent wandering aimlessly through the streets of amsterdam,
getting out of the way of bicycles - a major mode of transport here
(so major they have 3-storey bike parking complexes).

the flowers were gorgeous though there weren't any tulips in bloom,
and yes, there really are shops selling magic mushrooms and weed
and all things high.

i ended the day sitting at a little cafe by the river,
sipping my cappuccino, munching on profiteroles,
and watching the world float by.
another amsterdam coming up in a couple of weeks
and i've got a road trip to belgium (antwerp and brussels) all planned for then.
woohoo!