so...i got up to something rather out of the ordinary last night.
the phone rang, and out of the door i went,
to aid ah hock in committing a murder.
yes. a murder.
apparently, there's a bunch of people running around singapore
bearing cards with the faces and addresses
of the targets they have to kill.
it's like, reality murder idol or something.
nothing overly dramatic though - no bloodshed and all that...
they're just armed with water guns or, in our case, a syringe.
we had a stake out at tampines sports hall
where our victim-to-be was having his floorball training.
as luck would have it, we actually are acquainted with our target.
singapore is THAT small.
an hour passed and our target was more interested in hitting a ball with a stick
than coming out of the hall to get killed.
so like all good murderers-to-be,
we walked to maccas to get some fries.
training ended just as we finished with our food,
so all we had to do was to be inconspicuous,
wait for the target to get out through the doors,
before hock crept up on him with an evil grin,
and shot him in the neck
while i filmed the entire murder.
poor yogi died a most tragic death haha
we (including the dead and his girlfriend) went to yishun next,
to attempt a second murder (of yogi's target).
unfortunately, the lady and her family pretended to be asleep
and refused to open the door
even though we knocked till our knuckles hurt
(admittedly, it's 11.30pm).
ah well, someone'll get her...eventually. heh.
*video of the kill should be up on hock's blog soon muahaha
(and i apologize for the shakiness) =P
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