Wednesday, November 28, 2007

number one


there is a relatively new man at my gate
and i would like to bestow on him
the title of "best security guard in the world".

he never fails to brighten my day/night
by coming out of his little house whenever a car approaches
to wave us hello/goodbye with a kindly, grandfatherly smile.

he pwns the other sleeping/grumpy/useless guards.
i won't be surprised if he's a retired raffles hotel doorman.

oh and someone rescued a rather new-looking toy car from the rubbish dump.
it is now parked in my basement carpark,
right next to the security guard's motorbike.
love!

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