zenn bites...

when i said okay to this job, i made it clear that i can only do simple addition and subtraction and excel shit (when the bosses asked if it's alright that i take on the finances too).

i guess this little bit of information wasn't passed on to the "mighty lady" when she came on board, coz with the things she's asking of me, it's as if i have a freakin' accounting background.

excuse me, please go take a look at the grainy photocopy of my cert - you will notice that nothing on it is vaguely linked to "finance" or "accounting" or "maths". in fact, can't you see "I HATE FINANCE" printed in bold, right smack in the middle?

don't tell me "it's simple, just extract the figures from the other form and fill them into this one since some of the tables look similar" because you really do need your eyes checked. and if my committee member has already instructed the auditors to complete the forms, why should i do it (and probably waste time making a mess outta it)? and no, saying "usually it's not done by the auditors, it's done by the finance" doesn't really help coz *points at the paragraph above this one*.

and don't fucking blame me if the auditors don't do their jobs properly. i know i'm supposed to remind them to do stuff, but there really are only so many reminder calls/emails i can make/send. i am not the pushy auntie you are.

and don't show me a black face when i don't respond coz i didn't even hear you call my name from the other end of the office. if you can shout so loudly when you're on the phone (and give me a fucking headache in the process), you can jolly well raise your voice a few decibels above that mouse squeak you used while attempting to get my attention.

no wait. actually, don't. just fuck off. leave me alone.