daryl sng (hey! same surname as me!) blogged a post that tickled my funny bone:
the guide to blogging etiquette
- always bow before you blog.
- when you blog, do remember that the knife goes in the right hand, and the fork in the left.
- always end your posts with "thank you, it's been wonderful talking to all of you. godspeed".
- polite bloggers never use the words "asshat" or "aardvark". whether "sexy motherf***er" can be said in polite company remains a matter of much contention. particularly on the question of how to pronounce asterisks.
- the proper way to end a first blog is with a little kiss. no tongue.
- and, especially, no tongue down there.
- remember, if you forget which keys to use, a simple little memory trick is that you should start from the outside and work your way inside. hence, posts like "poiuy!" are the height of decorum.
- when someone visits your blog, be sure to offer drinks.
- if you are a male blogger and said visitor is female, please remember to raise your hat when the visitor enters your blog.
- yes, you must have a hat.
thank you. it's been wonderful talking to all of you. godspeed.
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