zenn bites...

on friday, i found out that...
...i can queue an hour and a half in the cold to get on the boat to see a statue.
...lulu guinesses don't keep me warm.
...it takes a lot for toes to freeze and drop off, no matter how numb they get.
...the liberty woman really looks like a tranny.
...i could have taken the staten island ferry to see liberty instead. for free.
...i still had a 100bucks left, even though i thought i was all out of cash.
...uggs help me go the distance.
...there is yummy 24-hour korean food in korean town.

on friday, magnet found out that...
...my toes are nice to bite. and my socks. my clothes. my thighs. my fingers.


yesterday, i found out that...
...flowers can be made into amazing animals at macy's.
...americans like like to like use like alot like of like "like" like when like they like speak.
...kaskade is even more fantabulous live.
...kaskade is actually quite cute.
...with a little perseverance, and a lot of good music, feet can suffer willingly.
...the company i keep makes a huge difference between a good night and a great one.
...i love taking photos. eh, hang on, i already know that.

yesterday, magnet found out that...
...he liked shitting under my bed.


today, i found out that...
...new york is one freakin' giant river when it pours.
...that's why people wear phua chu kang boots when it rains.
...wet uggs and wet, stockinged feet, go squish squish very disgustingly.
...wet uggs can still keep me relatively warm.
...it's engaging to make new friends every now and then.
...switching my camera's iso to high will allow me to take nice photos in caverns.
...my falsies are starting to fall off.
...some people truly are dickheads.
...some things that matter to me, that i also thought mattered to others,
   really only just matter to me.

today, magnet found out that...
...he'd be smacked real hard if he's naughty,
...the same person who smacks him buys him treats when she walks by a pet shop.

i wonder what revelations tomorrow will bring