i've been eating super unhealthily and it's turning me into a blob *screams in horror and tries to run away from myself*
- a whole, giant container of prawn roll crackers (or whatever you call them...you know? those small little fried oily things wif prawn bits rolled up in them?)
- one million little cadbury dairy milk chocs (each weighing 3.5 grams, melts in your mouth & your hands, so nondescriptly tiny yet lethal, like a bomb undercover)
- late night (or rather, early morning) suppers including yummy waffles and ice cream and bah chor mee and chicken rice and chicken wings and xiao long bao and dou hua shui and banana and etc...
- and who can forget my four slices of pizzas (if you don't know what i'm talking about, it means you haven't read my previous entry, means you ought to be SHOT!!!!!! - *switches from menacing voice to advertising voice* come to laser skirmish to get shot at...it's fun, you get to die a million times, and you get to run around, work up a sweat, and hopefully, kill some people too)
anywayz....let's get back to food...
i love food coz they taste so good and smell so good and mmmmm *crunch crunch on a prawn roll cracker thing*....but i hate it when they make me slobby and pimply and sickly then i don't look competent when i strip (down to my swimsuit!) for my swimming lessons.........
it doesn't help that chinese new year is round the corner and there'll be loads of goodies floating around...i'm gonna have a sore throat the size of mars by 9 feb!!!!!! *help!!!*
but of course, gripe as i may, i know that i will not be able to resist the beauty and the charms of the wonderful array of food we have here in singapore (*sighz* i am but a tiny weakling who has no choice but to give in to the larger forces )... ahhh my own bloody fault for having no self-control and discipline whatsoever haha
that's why i took up the laser skirmish job, to try to undo all the harm - so that i can lose weight running around and build muscles by carrying the heavy guns (this is the marie-france-type advertising for laser skirmish...sorry no before/after photo...yet) .....
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