zenn bites...

i am an ohmless pretzel.

my 10-time pass to true yoga has expired.

i'm happy to report that feng, ck and i have made the most outta our temporary true yoga memberships - we went for MORE than 10 classes (thanks to true yoga's screwed-up recording system), had showers, steams, massages......(oh the osim isqueeze!!!!!)

vijay's combat yoga and omkar's hatha yoga classes will be sorely missed. i wish i'd gone for more of christine's ashtanga class. i wish we didn't take that boring last ananda yoga class haha and i wish i'd brought that osim isqueeze home.

was tempted to bind myself to true yoga for a 3-year membership and become a full-fledged pretzel, but i've had enough of those evil-eyed nazis behind the counter. in the end, you could just see them rolling their eyes in their heads, whenever the 3 of us appeared (or is it just me?)

i'm sorry. i may not have been very nice at times, but i hate bad customer service and i hate it when people CONTINUALLY accuse me of using an expired card.

we went one day, and they said that our cards have expired (in a very rude manner too). they went to the backroom to run a check and made a big hoohaa making an announcement for our consultant to come & all, then come out of the backroom after awhile and just handed us the cards with a "thank you very much". wtf?!

this was repeated the NEXT DAY. and i think they accused us of using expired cards 3 days in a row. what kind of nonsense is this? it's not my fault that you don't keep your records straight, so quit looking down your long nose at me and accusing me of being cheapo and coming even after my membership has expired. nazi.

now i must look for more yoga places to try out. anyone with good places to recommend?

i'm talking in yoga speech. yes yoga, i go. yoga, no more. yoga, i must find.

this pretzel needs an ohm. quick.