Wednesday, July 27, 2005

I HATE COCKROACHES.

whether dead or alive, crawling or flying,
I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

especially when they hide, then appear when you least expect them to.

scenario:
i'm alone in the office, lalala waiting for knock-off-time and i decide to do some filing.
lalala i walk to the cabinet and take out a new file.
lalala i saunter to my colleague's table and open the file.
lalala am just going to un-kiap the rings when i spot something.

ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*i jump ten feet away. heart palpitates. shockshock horrorhorror*

one fucking dead cockroach, turned-turtle, sitting nicely in the lobang that's on the spine of the file.

YOU DO NOT FUCKING SNEAK ATTACK ON ME THIS WAY!!!

this is the THIRD roach since i started work in the office 3 months ago. what?! monthiversary present ah?!?!?!

*moans feebly*

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